During the checking of exam scripts
Jo: Hey Julie, what happens if you lose this? *points to tiny slip of paper with all her grades
Julie: How? I won't lose it.
Jo: (trying to be lame) Like say, a wind blows it away~
Julie: I'll cry.
Jo: *tries to blow it away*
Julie: I'll kill you!
Jo: Haha. Aww. Doesn't work. Not strong enough. It has to be those strong winds. So this area must be of low pressure. Hmm..I'll set this place on fire! And then..
Julie: You'll burn the auditorium just to make me lose this?
Jo: So when - yah - uh..with heat this place will have a lower pressure and so the air from areas of higher pressure will move towards here in, thus strong winds will blow your paper away! Aha!
Julie: ....If you set this place on fire, my paper will be burnt. Why do you still want to wait for the wind? Silly Joanne!

On a random day
Sonia: Haha. During the SS mock test I wrote that Thailand had a war and got scolded by Mdm Ting during the lesson. Hahaha.
Jo: Yah..you lah..anyhow write some country's name.
Sonia: Haha. Can't be helped, I can't remember the correct country. But hey, look? Just some time after I wrote that, something like that really happened!
Jo: Just like your friend and the giant squid, right?
Sonia: Yah. Haha. For PSLE.
Jo: ...
Sonia: ...
Jo: ...See! It's all your fault lah! Go and jinx other countries!

Sorry Kellie, couldn't resist
Jo: Hey, where's the Bio lesson tomorrow?
Kellie: Isn't it in the _____?(I forgot, haha!)
Jo: No lah. They changed it, remember?
Kellie: Really?
Jo: Yah, they said it during assembly or something. Didn't you hear?
Kellie: Hmm..really? Haha. Think I didn't hear. Haha.
Jo: Haha.
Kellie: So it isn't at the _____ right?
Jo: Yah.
Kellie: Oh. So where is it?
Jo: ...I uh...asked you that, remember?