I like to roll on my bed. It's fun. Yes.

And I guarantee that I'll never fall off. Yup. I don't just roll blindly, ya know. I'll take note of my surroundings and estimate the distance, speed, velocity and everything so that I'll know when to make a u-turn and continue rolling. And avoid crashing.

Though there was an exception...

I was happily rolling and calculating in my head, perfectly ensuring that I wouldn't fall, when suddenly, a familiar voice rang out.

"JOANNE AH YOU'RE GOING TO FALL!"

No, I was not about to fall. Except that, it managed to break my concentration and made me look at the source of the interference.

I had been rolling rather quickly.

"Huh? Wha-aaARRRRGHHH!!"

Even as I tried to salvage the situation, frantically pulling onto the mattress, it was already too late.

I was falling.

Perhaps I managed to slow it down somehow. But I still fell anyway.

"See? You shouldn't do that. I knew you would fall."

Look who's talking. Thanks man. -___-

Moral of the story: don't disturb me when I'm doing stuff that may be potentially dangerous (though one might wonder why I did it in the first place, but that is not the point) because chances are, I would be perfectly fine without your sudden outburst of concern.

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So anyways, it was Teachers' Day yesterday. (calling it Staff Day just doesn't feel right)

Whee.